i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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