So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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