The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Found your dick twin last night
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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