ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
