They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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