it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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