thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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