What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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