I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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