physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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