idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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