I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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