forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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