She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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