she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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