Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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