put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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