Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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