i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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