also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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