Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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