So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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