it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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