I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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