Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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