why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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