I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.