THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.