Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
love makes seman taste better
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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