I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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