What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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