I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Come on in and take your pants off
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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