No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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