It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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