you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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