toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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