I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
