In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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