i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
only if we run a train.
done.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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