So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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