Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
this hospital has no fireball
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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