i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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