either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
oh god the rape fog is back!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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