Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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