Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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