marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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