Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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