i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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