the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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