five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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