Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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