The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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