do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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