I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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