Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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