You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So much rum. So many feels.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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