When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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