hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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