no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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